Awe and Aww
The Law of the Kiss

I got this entire thing in an e-mail. I thought it good. I DID NOT WRITE THIS! I DID NOT EDIT THIS! This does NOT express my opinion in any way but one: I can't remember. When I do, this page will be updated. My editations are in GREEN.

Statement of Love: THE KISS

1.Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2.Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3.Kiss on the neck = I want you
4.Kiss on the lips = I love you
5.Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7.Look in your eyes = kiss me
8.Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go (What happens at dances?)

Article 2:
The Three Steps

1.Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. (I think they're reffering to their hand)
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. (Sounds like kids in the hallway)

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: (Directed at guys, but why do the guys need to be told?)
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight. (And talk to you for an hour or three)
3. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it!)
11. The way they say "I miss you"
12. The way you miss them
13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....