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>The salamander that hides from the mosquito is too boing
to have a cool wise saying attributed to it.
>Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when YOU
fall into an open sewer and die!
>And god said "Let there be Lights!" and there was Thomas Eddison.
>And god said "Let there be light!" and there was nothing. But now you
could see it.
>One time my teacher said "Don't forget to study for your pop quiz tomorrow!"
>Another time, my sister had a project instruction sheet that said "Speling
will count for marks"
>"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles
a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is."
>"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his
sleep. Not yelling and screaming -- like the passengers in his car."
>All of us are pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.