HUMOUR!
President George W. Bush Quotes

President Bush got re-elected. How? The world may never know... But here's a few quotes from the bush that bring this question home:

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
You can drop the 'run the risk of' part.

"Now we must ask ourselves 'Is our children learning?',"
-George W. Bush
George Bush haves amazing grammar!


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
Imports - Look it up

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush
I count 3 words, actually. Maybe thats just me.

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
- George W. Bush
Grammar - Something George Bush is blissfully unaware of.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush
Nah, the future was better yesterday.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush
Not if they leave first!

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
Misstatement: To state wrongly or falsely.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
Somebody didn't listen in Geography class.

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush
The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush
Thats the truth folks!

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush
If a country may or may not attack us, we'll bomb it!

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
It has other priorities?

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush
Any profession that teaches is defined as "teachers".

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush
And the definition of pollution is...?

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
So, where were we before now?

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