HUMOUR!
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I think that pretty much spoke for itself, so I'll get right to it:
1. (8)The snack that smiled back(8)
2.All the EMOS are posers. All the REAL EMOS are dead.
3.YES! Wait... Nah. Well, I guess I COULD, but... Heck why not! But then...
4.They're all teeth and digestive tract. No brains at all.
5. Actually, my names Bob.